Gatebox for lonely guy

A new personal assistant that doubles as a girlfriend for the modern, sad, lonely Japanese man.

East Hills Shopping Center commercial

Remembering the infamously bad 2014 East Hills Shopping Center commercial.

Baby Laugh-A-Lot

I don't know about you but I think if I gave my kid a Baby Laugh-A-Lot she would probably just cry a lot. It's hard to believe that the execs at Remco toys couldn't see how creepy this thing was.

Mechanical Horse Riding Your Way To Fitness

Everyone knows that horseback riding is the best way to loose the pounds and get in shape fast. But horses are big, and you have to feed them. So how can you get those sizzling hot abs without all the hassles and expense of owning a horse?

Introducing Ace Power

or

Introducing the iGallop

or

Introducing...whatever this one is called.



Call now! Our operators are standing (or riding) by.



Disclaimer: Mechanical horse riding products are produced and sold as fitness exercise machines. Any advertising materials bearing a semblance to content of a sexual nature is purely coincidental.

Chinese Corset advertisement

I'm not exactly sure what is being said from 0:30 to 0:40 but it looks very scientific.

The Power of Makeup

Saw a Facebook comment today which reminded me of this funny Japanese sushi commercial.

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Hong Kong Commercial: Kinky Candy

Um...ok

Japanese Commercial: Sexualized Mushrooms

Keep your wives and girlfriends out of the fruit and vegetable isle when visiting Japan.